Al Pacino: I waz shakin' so bad when I met him. I felt like I waz bein' electrecuted. At da time, he waz my idol, & he had just signed 3 of my Scarface posterz. I couldn't believe it! I actually got kicked out da set 4 askin' 4 hiz autograph. Da castin' director asked me waz it worth it? I said 2 myself, "Yes it waz, dawg. Yes it waz." Jennifer Lopez: I couldn't believe I met her either. I couldn't even talk. I waz like, "Hum-N-a, Hum-N-a, Hum-N-a!" I felt like Jackie Gleason in da DaHoneymoonerz. I asked if I can get so close 2 her, so my homeboyz wouldn't think she waz a cardboard cut out. She agreed. Man, I should've took da oppurtunity 2 ask her 2 marry me! HA! Da Rock: I actually met him twice. I'm in hiz biography(VHS) called "Da People'z Champ." I intriduce him by sayin',"Finally, DaRock haz come back...2 Miami." He started laughin'. Hulk Hoagan: He waz my favorite wrestler az a kid. My father uzed 2 take me 2 wrestling matchez back-N-daDay. I actually went 2 LasVegas 2 meet him. I found out where he waz gonna be stayin' at, & what gym he went 2. Then, !Boo-Yah! we caought him comin' out da gym. He signed a poster I had & da heavyweight belt(replica). Bill Murray: He waz a nut. It waz like April, & he signed hiz autograph: To Willy: !Feliz Navidad! Jamie Foxx: He really wazn't that freindly. It waz just like "What'z up?, & "Peace-out." with him. 
"...but, my life changed when my parentz introduced me 2 a young JEWISH CARPENTER named JESUS." 
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